Domestic Goddess ??

... I think not

A few examples:

1.) I'm not a good cook
2.) Everything I attempt to bake, I burn
3.) My plants are dead/dying
4.) I leave clean dishes in the dishwasher
5.) When I do laundry, I hate to put it away...
6.) Deep cleaning days (stove, closest, bedrooms, etc.)? I put on a favorite movie to "listen to" and then accidentally sit there and watch the entire thing.

Things I am good at:

1.) Dusting! :)
2.) Keeping our pets alive!!
3.) Putting on an apron in the evening, with my candles lit, and attempting to cook dinner for my husband!! :)
4.) Decorating the apartment and making cute crafty things! (however, this is an expensive habit!)
5.)Being organized with schedules/grocery lists/dinner menus for the week!!

... and we all know how important wearing an apron and decorating the apartment are!! :)
(so important!-duh)

.. I may need some help :)